![]() Why don't you all gather yourselves, and why don't you figure out a way to suck on each others' leathery peni? No, I'm talking to the Pussies of Anarchy right now. YOU'RE A P*SSY! Excuse me? What did you just say? What the f*** did you just say? You guys get back here with your little, itty bitty d*cks.Įxcuse me? Control your lady? He doesn't control me because, let me tell you something: I'm not a remote. I'm over this bar, I'm over you, I'm over that p*ssy. I SAW THEM MOVE! They flared! Your nostrils flared more than the survivor of a boat accident! You know what? If you're just going to continue to be a little prick, you're going to get your ass kicked. He hasn't moved his nostrils once since we got here. When you brought the frankincense to Baby Jesus, did they, like, make you stand outside because you were too big, or invite you in with the rest of the animals? Don't flare your nostrils at me! Do you know how impolite that is? It's like her favorite movie.ĭON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME! This is nice, you look like Common meets the Incredible Hulk. What does Tom Hanks's penis feel like? Moreover, what's it like to have swarms of bees are coming out of your face? NO! Let me ask you a question, what was it like being in The Green Mile? Two more people are gonna come out in a couple of seconds, and then we can go in. No one checks me because I'm not luggage. What? Oh my God, are you serious? This is bullshit! What could possibly be the problem with letting two more people in?Įxcuse me, what did you say? Check your girl? Nuh-uh, it doesn't work like that. Get outta my God-damned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! SON OF A B*TCH! YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON! YOU DONE MESSED UP! Now march your ass down to O'Shag-Hennessey's office and explain to him exactly what you did? I only said Ay-ay-ron four times, why didn't you answer one of those times? ![]() Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it? That's better, thank you! Now, "Ay-ay-ron." Where are you? Where is Ay-ay-ron right now? No ay-ay-ron, huh? Well you better be sick, dead or mute Ay-ay-ron. SON OF A B*TCH! You say your name right, right now. "De-nice." Is there a De-nice? If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. "Buh-lah-kay." Where is Buh-lah-gay at? No Buh-lah-kay here today? Yes, sir?Īre you outta your God-damned mind? "Blake?" What? Do you wanna go to war, Buh-lah-kay? Where's Jay-quellin at? No Jay-quellin here? Yes? I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me! Y'all feel me? Okay, let's take roll here.
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